New Year’s (ir)resolutions

And now for something totally…

Not all surprises are nice surprises. Case in point: 2020.

I’d bet a case of homemade chutney (different flavors) that last year did not turn out the way you expected. Or planned. Or wanted. Or hoped for. Or liked very much.

Maybe you got some of that, but it sure came mixed with a lot of you-know-what, right? My friend Lorna did a painting last year that about summed it up for me:

abstract painting, predominantly dark reds, greens, and black with beige-gray background towards left; lightening towards the right into pinks and blues, then blues and white with small splashes of dark green and black at upper right corner

“Heavy Heart, Sweet Blossoms”
40 X 50″ oil on canvas, March 2020
© Lorna Ritz,

In the midst of the year from hell’s lower reaches, in which just about everyone lost something precious—mobility, jobs, close contact, sense of security, peace of mind, and worst of all, loved ones—there were still a few sweet blossoms. Possibly more of the literal ones than usual, since so many people turned to their gardens to get through.

But after the past nine months of cascading whack-a-mole disasters, are you making new year’s resolutions this year? My main resolution is not to make them.

Here’s why:

What scares me about resolutions is what my brain gets up to behind my back. Here I am, just noodling along, or even sleeping, and that sneaky lump of gray matter between my ears is plotting to undermine me.

Closeup photo of stoneware or enameled cast-iron bowl containing cooked spinach, with tablespoon and fork nudged against the spinach

“Creamed Garlic Spinach – Bistro Vue” by avlxyz
licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

That is most evident every year when Resolution time rolls round. You know the drill: this year I will eat my spinach, tighten my triceps, get rid of the belly bulge, pull the weeds before they get three feet high and two feet wide. The first three resolutions bite the dust by February. If the last one doesn’t, it’s only because the weeds are biding their time till May.

I used to berate myself for my lack of willpower. If I could just beef up my determination, truly commit to my goals, Just Say No to the refrigerator and Yes to the free weights, we’d be home happy.

But it turns out it’s not all about willpower; it’s that my brain has other ideas. I know because I’ve been reading up on this, something I thought was just more procrastination (another thing I resolve every year to stop and then keep putting it off). This time, though, procrastination paid off: the reading has brought me some eureka moments.

I discovered that my brain is not the only one getting in the way of resolutions. If you’ve dipped into any of the essays in newspapers, magazines, websites, whatever, over the past 10 days or so, and gotten past the alarm calls about assaults on democracy coming from high places, you have probably encountered numerous mentions of resolutions for the new year. Possibly one in ten of those may divulge the dismal statistics about the failure rates of such resolutions.

"street" signs, one atop the other, with white lettering on green background. On top: "Success Ln" pointing to the right; underneath, "Failure Dr" pointing to the left; a small bit of the top of a gray pole supports them; all seen against pure cyan background

“Crossroads: Success or Failure” by
licensed under CC BY 2.0

If you want to guarantee yourself a 50% chance of failure in the next year, start a small business. If you want an even higher probability of failure, make a resolution.

For business failures, you can blame economics. For resolution failures, we get to blame the workings of the human brain.

I find this ironic. I grew to adulthood convinced the brain was a reasoning organ. You know, the kind that sets priorities, susses out the situation, and figures out the shortest route between point A (where you are now) and point B (where you want to be). The kind of machine underlying notions of utilitarianism. The gearing that drives homo oeconomicus.

The philosopher-economist Amartya Sen once quipped that purely economic man is a social moron. But even if humans aren’t social morons, they often deceive themselves when they scan the situation and plot their routes. Why? Because we all continually fall prey to the cognitive biases that our brains invariably dish up.

But… gardens?

Wait a minute, you may be saying. This is supposed to be a gardening blog!

Museum display case of two woodchucks (taxiderm'd specimens), one on all fours and one standing upright

Tamerlane’s Québecois forechucks

Well, I’ll give you a garden-variety example. You remember Tamerlane, my friendly local eat-everything-in-sight woodchuck? He’s in for that long winter’s nap right now. Around late March or early April he’ll be coming out, hungry as a groundhog and chomping from the first ring of spring’s starting bell. For all I know, he may be a she, in which case there could be ten little Tamerlanes, even hungrier, eyeing my tiny tender lettuces and winsome fronds of carrot tops, nothing but merciless pillage in their twisted rodent minds.

I find myself waking too many wee-hours mornings alternating between twin anxieties. One, what the T-rumperlane and his hordes are up to in DC and around the country. And two, what kind of fence I can put up to keep Tamerlane and tribe out of the new raised beds and still keep my own access to them reasonably easy.

These anxieties are hardly commensurate, I hasten to say. One could have a huge impact on the welfare of the entire world. The other will affect only 64 square feet of veggie patch and maybe a begonia here and there. I’ve already done everything I can possibly do—my individual mite among millions’—to help forestall the global disaster. I’m not complaining about that anxiety; I think nonstop worry is the sensible and rational reaction to those repugnant shenanigans.

For the woodchucks, there is something I can do. However, not until at least late March. It is now early January and I’ve been worriting on this since December. Why am I losing sleep for 90 days or so while I can do absolutely nothing, when I know I can do something about it once the ground thaws out?

graphic representation of human brain seen from above, drawn with heavy black lines; splashes of primary paints on the right hemisphere; molecular diagrams and scientific equations underlying the left hemisphere

That trickster at the top of your neck
Brain: Image by ElisaRiva from Pixabay

Are you muttering “neurotic!”? Maybe so, but it happens that my throes may be explained by a common cognitive bias, one of those little tricks our brains love to play on us when we’re not on guard. It’s known to experimental economists as the Zeigarnik Effect. This is the handy label for the brain’s tendency to keep nagging us about things we haven’t yet done, instead of congratulating us for the impressive list of things we’ve already done.

When you look at it that way, what are New Year’s resolutions but a tool of self-torture, a meta to-do nag list? Not just things you haven’t done but things you haven’t changed, but should—and in fact should have changed last year when you failed to…. You get the idea.

Okay, though, maybe there are things you want to change that you really should change. Who doesn’t have some of those? How do you go about that without a) driving yourself nuts and/or b) marching once more into the maw of failure?

Habit your way

Here, there’s a growing body of work about habits and how to change them. You might have seen Charles Duhigg’s The Power of Habit. Or, more recently, psychologist Wendy Wood’s book Good Habits, Bad Habits. As Jerome Groopman’s review in the New Yorker summarized part of that book’s findings, “the path to breaking bad habits lies not in resolve but in restructuring our environment in ways that sustain good behaviors.”

Two white metal grocery shelving racks with four shelves each, all filled with packages of junk food

“Junk Food Heaven” by mynameisharsha
licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

This I can dig, if you’ll pardon the garden pun. Rather than seeking a supervitamin for my willpower, I’m best advised to take the easy way out by making sure I design an easy way out. It’s easier not to buy food that’s bad for me than not to eat the food I bought that’s bad for me. You know, the kind that starts calling your name the instant you take it out of the bag and that makes eyes at you every time you open the cabinet where it sits right up front, having somehow mysteriously shouldered its way there so as to block your view of the Irish rolled oatmeal and organic Thompson raisins.

Nope, you’re better off just arranging your environment to make the distractions deflecting you from your goal less prevalent and less visible. Leave the bad food at the grocery store. Admittedly a bit easier these pandemic days, when you have to wonder whether it’s really worth the risk of dying next week to go in and nab those Pr*ngles today.

So for this year in the garden, I will make just one resolution: I’m resolving to make things easier for myself. As luck would have it, I can even feel virtuous about that. My latest issue of Dave’s Garden newsletter proposed four new-year garden resolutions, the first two of which feature doing less: leave it a bit messy, and use less water. I’m signing on for that! (There are details, but I’ll worry about those after spring thaws us out.)

A woodland path along the left side of photo, with the right four-fifths of the frame filled with tree trunks under which the ground is covered with low green-leaved plants sporting small white and yellow flowers

“The primrose path” by Phil Gayton
licensed under CC BY 2.0

Eventually, I may even arrive at the nirvana of no-till gardening. For the next growing season, though, there will be work. Fortunately, I have a few months in which to think about how to do less of and fewer of the things I haven’t done, and then design my primrose path to the work still required.

If only I could think of an effortless way to distract Tamerlane from his goal, But I’m afraid the woodchuck brain has its own powerful Zeigarnik effect: never minding what he’s already eaten, always fixating on what to devour next.

And now, your turn:

Please post your comments below. (If others post comments before you, the Reply box for your comment will appear under their posts.) I try to reply to every comment, but you should feel free to answer others’ comments yourself, too. Here are a few questions to get you started, but go for any topic this post or gardening in general inspires you to.

  1. Have you made any gardening resolutions in past years that you managed to stick to? Tell us your secret!
  2. Do you have any tips for forming better habits? Tell us about a good habit you’re especially proud of forming, whether in the garden or out of it.
  3. Any garden-related topics you’d like to see me tackle in 2021?

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Remember I’m running a contest for 2021: the reader who sends me (hecatefoley at gmail dot com) the weirdest garden-related snippet of news or information between now and December 31, 2021, will win some kind of cool prize. Might be a hori hori: might be a gorgeous gardening book. I promise it won’t be a woodchuck. I’ll offer a few choices when the time comes. So please, keep your antennae up for choice tidbits, and send them on!

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10 Responses to New Year’s (ir)resolutions

  1. lorna says:

    Thank you for posting the painting, done in the early spring, reminding all of us that soon it will be April again, a new time so much more hopeful than the deep, dark winter now. And yet there remains another kind of beauty inside of it. While sunset-walking on Middle St, there was black-warm browns in the trees, against a white sky. Mt. Norwottuck has turned a chiarascuro black again against the white sky. When it snowed a few days ago, snow covered tree branches danced from sunlight hitting them ‘just so.’ Through my winter colors in a new painting, one can smell winter.
    Something is barreling holes through the earth into my compost. Does anyone have a solution? He works so hard for food that I may as well allow this behavior.

    • Kateri says:

      Gosh, Lorna, wonder who could be digging into the compost? Shouldn’t be a woodchuck, since they should all be asleep now. Squirrels? But they never seem to go very deep. Maybe the garden center’s experts would have an idea.

      I love the way you describe the winter colors. I imagine the snap of cold in your new winter painting!

  2. Hey there Inconstant Gardener. I think a gardening blog means one is primarily using the garden and gardening as a metaphorical lens through which to see the world more deeply and truly rather than in its usual muddled (i’m being kind here) state. I for one am delighted that you aren’t holding fast to some outworn limiting idea of what is possible to discuss in a gardening blog. Seriously, if we don’t learn from momma nature that everything is connected, that a teensy bug over there can destroy all the new seedlings over here, it’s hopeless. I seem to recall an herbal shop you discovered on line recently that is openly progressive/earth aware; do they also sell seeds and/or seedlings? Are there other folks who specialize in openly promoting the progressive agenda alongside their business? peace.

    • Kateri says:

      Thanks, Teague! I take that as encouragement–but I will talk more about plants in most posts than I did in this one.
      About the shop you recalled: I think you mean Penzeys, which sells spices. They seem to be very committed to social justice, as well as to selling really excellent herbs and spices and mixtures of those. is where they live online. I think their HQ is in Minneapolis. I have been able to find almost every conceivable item from them (for Mexican, Indian, Chinese, Indonesian food as well as garden variety French and Italian). Their emails and the website are unabashed about their progressive views.
      However, they sell only the end product, not the plants. And although some of the spices are seeds, I’m not sure they’d be an efficient way to try to grow your spices.

  3. Kimberlee says:

    Last year I bought two additional, New England specific, gardening books to add to the two I bought the previous year. A couple herbs and some lettuce seedlings found their way into the pots I bought an even longer time ago. This post is helping me rethink my approach to this year, which is in part to recognize that whatever gardening is, it is in relation to the social and political and the everyday and the particularly/peculiarly personal, however each of those realms happen to show up or intersect. You’re bringing perspective on how and whether I might try again this year and what it might take, mentally speaking. Thank you for bringing these things together in this way, it’s brought no small joy to my day and imagining!

    • Kateri says:

      Thanks, Kimberlee!
      If any of the gardening books you’re using merits note, feel free to post the title here, or just email me. I’m thinking of starting a fixed page for recommended resources: books, sites, blogs, and maybe even seed and plant companies.
      You also reinforced my intention (not a resolution, mind you) to start hunting up native-plants nurseries in this area, so when I am seized by plant passion in the spring, I’ll look at them first.
      You also have me thinking I should get back into my plans for setting up gro-lites for some veggie seedlings, so there’s some more purposeful green going indoors while we wait out the winter.

  4. White, Merry says:

    The antidote or palliative or happy procrastinator I will employ til the buds appear on the cherry tree? Garden catalogues! Seed catalogues! Gorgeous blossoms on the cover of a shiny magazine dropped through the wintry mix on my front stoop. When I was a kid in Minnesota it was Burpee’s … lots of newsprint but also a few scattered pages IN FULL COLOR. Aunt Ros was serious. She measured her summer tomatoes and sought to exceed them the next summer. She wanted burpless cucumbers from Burpees. She was ordering. I was just dreaming and wanted dinner-plate sized zinnias, fluffy blue bachelor’s buttons, marigolds. And dahlias. They were so beautiful. Waxy, perfect – they might even have been the Blaschka glass flowers in Cambridge’s Peabody Museum but I hadn’t been east yet. I just got the White Flower Farm catalogue on Monday. I will fall asleep tonight reading it and dream in zinnia colors.

    • Kateri says:

      Zinnia dreams! What a heavenly notion for January, dear Merry!
      I too just got the WFF catalog. I always mark dozens of possibilities and then get around to… almost none. They’re easier to plant in dreams, where the space expands infinitely. Although even there, I’d better be careful, because the seed catalogs are coming soon; I ordered them in mid-December or so, and right now is the right weather for savoring them.
      I remember Burpee too. I wonder, were seed companies as numerous back then and we just weren’t aware of them, or have they actually proliferated in our internet age? I think I’ve ordered catalogs from about six companies specializing in organic and heirloom seeds.

      • Susan says:

        While I’m not a gardener, I do think of the writing process as comparable except for the literal dirty hands. Am looking to set some serious goals for this hectic, get hopefully healing year. Thanks as always Kateri

        • Kateri says:

          Thanks for the comment, Susan. Yes, we could come up with some lovely parallels between writing and gardening.
          But in gardening, the plants do most of the work (after we create the best possible grounding for their roots and make sure they’re placed to get the kind of light and moisture they prefer). I do wish there were plants for writing, but I haven’t found any. So it takes a lot more conscious effort on our parts. But gardening teaches a lot about the crucial nature of environment, a lesson that might spill over into writing: figuring out the conditions under which creativity can take root, sprout, grow, blossom, and bear fruit. (I wouldn’t want to carry the metaphor too far, since we don’t want our creativity going to seed!)

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